Blowjobs are trendy again but search for it creatively or you’ll piss off a writer at Mashable

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The research is out and blowjobs searches are on the rise again, according to Redtube.

The porn tube giant recently posted their search results for the term “blowjob”. The post was in-depth to say the least.

It looked at what porn stars were searched for the most when it came to blowjobs.

It broke down the number of times that a certain star had given a blowjob. Much to our surprise Tori Black was way down on the list with only 169 blowjobs.

Finally, toward the bottom of the report, it shows the terms that people were using to find the type of blowjob they wanted to see and yes, the terms were straight to the point but what’s wrong with that?

In our eyes, absolutely nothing but Mashable writer, Cassie Murdoch, felt that the search terms were “boring” and lacked “poetry”.

Really Ms. Murdoch, poetry? I can’t speak for all porn consumers but when that urge hits and I want to rub one out, the last thing I’m thinking of is being poetic.

I want to a see a hot woman suck off some lucky dude. I don’t care how I get there, I just want to hit the play button and be taken to that money shot, so, I can have mine.

So, why do we care about what Ms. Murdoch or Mashable thinks, you ask? What can I say, we’re being a little petty here today.

The idea of some smug writer saying that I’m not being “creative” enough in how I decide to look for blowjob porn rubs me the wrong way.

So, go ahead blowjob porn consumer, you look for the porn you want to see, the easiest way you can!

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