Hoping for a new Star Wars porn parody

Hoping for a New Stars Porn Parody - Smutpatrol.com

Earlier today, when we were taking a much needed “porn break”, yes, those are a thing and if you looked at porn all day, you’d understand.

Anyway, so, we’re on our break and the latest Star Wars news comes across my screen.

By now, if you’re a Star Wars fan, you’ve probably heard that Scott Trevorrow and Lucasfilms have “parted ways” for Episode IX.

Everything we heard about this latest firing was potentially over “creative differences” and ultimately issues with the script.

We’re sure it’ll work itself out but why are we bringing this up? Because as much as we love the Wars here, for the last few months as the fervor for the Last Jedi has been picking up, we can’t help but remember Axel Braun’s; Star Wars XXX A porn parody!

It was 2011 and Vivid green lit this massive venture of a porn parody. At the time, it was the most expensive porno that had ever been shot.

It starred Allie Haze as Princess Leia and Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, and all your other favorite Star Wars characters too!

The movie was really good, for what it was, a porn parody of a beloved sci-fi classic. It was fun, funny and cheesy as hell but good.

Sadly, despite its success, there were no sequels. One was planned, there was even an Indiegogo campaign set up to try and fund it but it didn’t work out. Piracy killed the porn wars, it’s a bummer when you think about it.

As of this writing, there hasn’t been another major attempt at a parody of this size and scope.

Sure, when the last few Star Wars movies came out, there were some porn parody scenes but in case you don’t know the difference between a scene and a whole movie release, check this out, I think we summed it up well.

We’ll probably never get to see Allie Haze as a sexy and capable Leia again but a bunch of dirty boys like us can dream!

For those of you that don’t have wild imaginations like us, check out the scenes below!

The first scene shows Allie Haze being “tortured” by Darth Vader, it’s nothing like the OT scene and we’re fine with that!


 

What do you guys think, would you want to see another full-length Star Wars porn parody? With the upcoming release of The Last Jedi around the corner, we’d love to see one but we won’t hold our breath.

To see the full scenes, click here or if you’d rather get a discount to Vivid.com, one of Porn’s biggest company’s click the banner below for a discount!

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