The Eclipse made Tennesseans stop watching porn!

The eclipse made Tennesseans stop watching porn

Earlier this week the eclipse that we’d been hearing about so much in here in Middle Tennessee finally happened!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, the moon passed between the earth and the sun, which hasn’t happened in about some 100 years.

Sounds impressive, doesn’t it? You know what’s more impressive? It made people stop watching porn!
Especially here in Middle Tennessee!

Two of the biggest porn tube sites on the web today; Porn Hub and xHamster noticed ‘significant’ drops in traffic from the states that were in the path of totality.

Just how significant you ask? In some states, it was over a 50% percent drop! Keep in mind that the time of darkness was only a minute or two, depending on where you were.

The Eclipse made tennesseans stop watching porn
From PornHub.com

Pornhub reported a 28% drop from Tennessee! That isn’t too hard to believe, we were at a huge eclipse viewing ourselves and there were a ton of people out and about, presumably not looking at porn in public.

We were in Nashville, so, how was the traffic there? On the roads themselves? Fucking horrible but on the web? Practically non-existent!

Xhamster reported a 43% drop in viewers during the eclipse! Not only was that a high number for the site but it it’s a staggering statistic if you consider that Nashville, TN was the largest city that was in the path of totality!

 

The eclipse made Tennesseans stop watching porn
From xhamster.com

 

With the numbers that flowed into Nashville from all over the country and world, it’s amazing that people were seemingly more concerned with what was going on in the sky then on their screens.

We must admit, Samantha Saint, could’ve taken off her top and thrown her boobs in our faces and I don’t think our glasses would’ve come off for those few minutes of totality!

It was that good!

So, were the execs at porn companies concerned with the drop? Was it doom and gloom for the rest of the day?!

Nah, numbers shot right back up almost immediately after! That’s what I’m talking about Tennessee!

Eclipse’s over? Cool, let’s go watch some porn!

The eclipse made Tennessee stop watching porn alright but only for a bit, we can’t wait to see what next big event will make us turn off the porn!

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