Top 10 reasons to have a porn video collection

Top 10 reasons to have a porn video collection - Smut Patrol.com

That’s right, you read that headline just fine! You might think it sounds ridiculous to have physical copies of anything these days.

“Just download it or save it in the cloud” are some things you might hear but those methods aren’t always secure and most importantly reliable.

So, with that in mind, here are the Top 10 reasons we think you need to have a porn video collection.

 

Top 10 reasons to have a porn video collection - Smut Patrol.com

 

1) You get to watch what you want, when you want.

This isn’t too hard to understand. Life doesn’t get any easier than throwing a DVD into your player or computer. The screen will light up and you just press play!

It’s awesome but more than that, you know what you’re going to get right away. There’s no guessing to be done.

You know the title of the movie or compilation DVD, you know who’s in it and if you’ve seen it before, you know what point in the DVD to skip too to see what you want to see.

And unlike something on your computer, you don’t have to wait for your computer to boot up or remember a username and password and heaven forbid you forgot that information!

No, that trusty DVD is always ready to go. Just pop it in and you’re ready to go!

 

2) You could find a long-lost porn gem.

Despite whatever you’ve heard, you cannot find everything you want on the internet. What, that’s bullshit you say?!

Seriously, it’s the truth. Yes, the internet has changed the world, especially in the world of porn. Just think of any fetish or type of porn and we promise, you just might be able to find it online somewhere.

But even as the world expands, somehow things don’t make it online. Sometimes it’s as difficult as legal reasons which don’t allow certain media to be released.

But usually, it’s just that in the quest for everything “new” a lot of great movies and scenes have been left in the past. Collecting dust but we promise that that one scene you saw years ago, exists somewhere and if you can probably find it on a physical copy.

 

3) You own something!  

It might be odd to most to be proud of a porn collection and sure, it’s probably not something you’d brag about at your friends’ dinner party.

However, just like that prized mainstream movie collection you have or any other collection you have, you’re proud because you have something to show for your work.

Yeah, it is work. You went through the trouble to find that DVD. You had to find the title and go out and get it. Even if it was just as simple as pressing a “buy now” button, we’re sure it took at least a little bit of your day.

Having a folder on your desktop labeled “Special Times” just doesn’t give you that same tingly feeling in your junk, you know?

 

Top 10 reasons to have a porn video collection - SmutPatrol.com

 

4) It will always work.

Even if you’re the most tech savvy person around, sometimes things just go wrong. Things get erased, lost, etc.

Sometimes a virus can wreck your day or in some cases, your computer says, “fuck it” and just up and dies.

Okay, maybe we’re going over the top there a bit but stranger things have happened and I’ve seen real tech junkies looked stumped and stunned and instantly frustrated by the issue.

If ever there was a better time to rub one out, it’s that moment there but now your computer’s dead, what do you do?!

If you’re smart person, you walk over to your porn collection! Pick a movie and put it in the player and take out all your frustrations on your junk!

 

5) Maybe you can’t afford month-to-month subscriptions.

Even in the age of free porn all over the internet, there are a lot of ultra-niche pay for porn websites that serve a small sub section of porn consumers.

However, to stay competitive and current, they offer their work via a website and a monthly subscription. If your someone on a fixed income or you simply can’t afford but still want to watch their movies, a DVD can bridge the gap.

You might not be able to afford a one-time fee for a DVD.

 

6) You have something for your favorite performer to sign!

Have you ever been to a porn convention? They’re a lot of fun! There’s tons of people walking around going from booth to booth. Meeting a performer that they’ve probably fantasized about for who knows how long and now you get to meet them.

Aside from being there to meet the fans, they’re there to sell some of their own DVD’s and other trinkets and they’ll usually sign whatever you bring with you. (Usually for a small fee but it’s not too outrageous)

If you have your own DVD to sign that you’ve had for a while and seen a few times, now you can have that one special star to you sign it! It’s a cool feeling.

 

7) You get to support a favorite porn company.

Okay, brace yourself, we’re about to go on a little rant. You should pay for some porn, even it’s only every once in a while. There’s no doubt that free porn has put a dent into the industry and it’s hurt some of the bigger names in the industry.

However, it’s also effected the small “mom and pop” porn companies too. So, if there’s a particular company that you enjoy buying a DVD, even it’s just one, helps to support them and allows them to keep making the porn that you want to see.

 

8) Context is hot!

Even if you’re a big fan of gonzo porn, the Adult Film Industry is just that. They make movies. If you’ve ever seen a clip of porn on a website somewhere, that’s exactly what it is, just a clip from a larger porn movie.

They’ve edited it to hopefully entice to come in and the whole porn movie. One of the perceived dangers with people just watching a porn clip, is that you might miss important scenes that give context to a situation.

The scene you’re watching might show a questionable sex scene but it’s only potentially questionable because you missed an earlier scene in where both actors talked about how they’re “just acting” and how it’s they’ve both consented etc.

Also, a build-up, even if it’s super cheesy does it job to set up the scene your about to watch.

Sure, in your head you always knew that there was some “stupid” scene before the pizza boy and lady hooked up but you might be surprised to find out that it’s not that stupid or bad after all!

 

Top 10 reasons to have a porn video collection - SmutPatrol.com

 

9) You become a patient porn viewer.

Okay, stick with us on this one. If you’re under 30, then you’ve grown up in the age of porn tubes.

YouTube style websites that host tons and tons of porn scenes and you can just click from one to the next for an infinite number of times. While this seems harmless, it could affect the way you look at other things.

When you watch porn on a DVD, you have to be patient. Sure, you can fast forward but ultimately, you’re sitting there just watching and enjoying the adventure as you wait for that first sex scene to happen.

As funny as that might sound, if you can learn to be patient for a porn star to get through her lines, you learn patience in other areas too.

 

10) You can make some money!

There’s money in porn people! Okay, maybe you won’t become a famous porn producer but like the saying goes, “One man’s trash…” in this case, one man’s old porn video’s is another man’s new Friday night plans!

With the internet being the way, it is, you’d be surprised what people will pay for. Anonymity is powerful thing and that old VHS copy from the 70’s might fetch you a couple of bucks!

We don’t see that happening with your old flash drive. It just doesn’t hold the same gravitas and feel.

 

Well, there you have it, our Top 10 reasons to have a porn video collection. If you want to start working on that collection today, head on over to favorite retailer; Adult Empire.

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